Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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