At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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