My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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