so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Randomize
