I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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