It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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