Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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