I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
