The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize
