Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
