if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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