Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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