is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
what the fuck happened to the tacos
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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