But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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