I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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