Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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