i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
