My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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