fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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