The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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