garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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