like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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