The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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