it's like heaven, but drunker
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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