Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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