So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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