Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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