I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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