But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I am mentally ready for anal.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
