Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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