And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
