normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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