"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
tell me about the eggs
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