I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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