During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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