just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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