That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize