come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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