we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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