ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Where did you get a picture of my penis
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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