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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I have tasted many bathrooms
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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