But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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