if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
you never un-have a 4some
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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