No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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