Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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