Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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