I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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