The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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