so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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