Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I want to walk on stilts...naked
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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