this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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