If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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