You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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