The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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